Authorize.net customer service.
Ring, ring.
Authorize.net this is Bob, how can I help you?
Hi, Bob. I am trying to setup an account with you guys and I have a few questions.
Okay, are you currently a merchant?
No.
We have over 30 departments so I’m not sure where to direct your call.
Wow. Thank you for your help.
You’re welcome.
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