Authorize.net customer service.

by Rabbit

Ring, ring.

Authorize.net this is Bob, how can I help you?

Hi, Bob. I am trying to setup an account with you guys and I have a few questions.

Okay, are you currently a merchant?

No.

We have over 30 departments so I’m not sure where to direct your call.

Wow. Thank you for your help.

You’re welcome.

Click.

In related news, having completed about 66% of my online application with Authorize.net, I have been assigned four sales representatives: Brad Diamond, Tyler Dunn, Ben Kamalu and Scott Griffiths.

At this point it doesn’t matter. I have chosen to ignore Authorize.net as a potential payment gateway.